Hello all of my fucking epoch fans. I CHANGED MY COLOR PALATE
Yes, as you can CLEARLY FUCKING SEE if you look at my page I changed my color palate! Which means I had to buy a new Color-Captain!
Captain is far too nice of a word to use to describe these dudes. I mean come on! It implies that they posses leadership skills and UH a SOUL. WHICH THEY DON'T! I as soon as I buy a new one they always get addicted to jerking off, go rotten and then I have to throw them away. So let's hope this new guy lasts a while.
CHECK OUT THE DIFFERENCE!
GOD! I hope that fucking Color-Captain knows what he's doing. He cost me 2 dollars and I made him responsible for MY NEWGROUNDS PAGE. If this ad campaine he built 4 me isn't successful I'm gonna be REALLY mad at him.....
FelmG
NIGHT AND DAY! Yesterday I was driving down the Iowan road owned and managed by Governor Kim Reynolds (https://rb.gy/zwpzq6) and I saw an www.Auggy.gov billboard right above the historical "Deer-that-commit-suicide-by-car-that-swerves-off-the-road-to-maul-it" Peak!!! When I say "Peak" I mean the 5 inch deviation from all the cornfields and plains. But nonetheless I saw it!!!!! It was so surreal and eye-catching that I had to pull over and gawk at it all hunched forward and shit for a little bit, or until I could activate the breathalyzer that starts my engine again. I didn't know that fucking heffer loved "Don't Blowtorch Baby Through the Bitch's Belly" billboards ANNND! WWW.AUGGY.GOV!!?!?!?!?!?! MY LUCKY DAY!!!!